Hello everyone! Well, it’s been a while since the last update, we know, but we’ve been busy okay! Let me see, the last big post was about our travels with Mom and Dad Turner, but we’ve had a few more adventures since then. Shortly after they left to head back to the states, Brian and I headed north to visit our friends Vonnie and Esther in Monapo just outside of Nampula. After spending a night at their site, we went to Ilha de Mocambique which is a small island off the coast of Nampula province that was one of the sites most populated by the Portuguese when they were here. It’s full of old Portuguese buildings that have since deteriorated quite a bit but are absolutely charming now. We stayed at a really cute backpackers place and celebrated Brian’s birthday there. Esther planned a lasagna dinner that was SO GOOD! And Dov had the fabulous idea of “roasting” Brian. He put together a monologue full of Brian jokes, I led a game titled “Third Grader or Brian Mills?”, and there was a skit acting out many of the ridiculous things that Brian has become famous for. You’ll see a picture of the roast below. The guy in it is named Pete. He’s not actually in the Peace Corps. In fact, he’s English and is here in Africa riding his bike around doing a malaria project. He’s absolutely hilarious and if Brian ever leaves me, it will be for Pete. I think they’re really in love!

Ilha Bridge

Pete Roasting Brian
After our travels up north, we went back to Gorongosa to just relax for the holidays. We were lucky to host all the new volunteers in Manica and Sofala, as well as Dov and Tim. We spent the long weekend mostly just cooking and eating. The menu included pancakes, tuna salad, fried rice, nachos, and pasta with breadsticks. It was really a fun Christmas, but pretty hot. The problem this time of year is the flies. It’s cooler to sit outside, but being mango season, the flies are out of control. You can’t sit outside without getting swarmed! So we packed the whole team inside our teenie little house. Good bonding time with the new people!
During our time at home over the holidays, pineapples also came into season. They’re everywhere right now and we eat them all the time! In the market one day I found a little guy that was just too cute not to buy. There’s a picture below of it next to my hand. Remember the picture a few months back of the giant snail? The pineapple is the same size! Crazy!

Moz Pineapple
Our major drama shortly after the holidays was that Thika went missing. He was gone for two full weeks. We were sure he was toast. He just doesn’t disappear for that long! But one afternoon I stepped outside and saw a little dog trotting along the street outside ouf our house. I yelled, “Thika?” He turned his head. So I yelled again, “Thika!” and he paused, looked at me, then came bounding up to the house as if to say, “Oh ya! I live here! I almost forgot!” Needless to say, that was a very happy moment for us since we could not have imagined living a whole year without our puppy! It has been great to have him back.

Thika's Chair
Last weekend we took a trip down to Massinga to watch the Super Bowl. It was very exciting to finally get to see a football game. It has been way too long. It definitely was an interesting experience though. We had to watch the game in a 24 hour gas station that has probably never seen that amount of people inside it at one time. It was hilarious because the game kicked off at 1:30 a.m. local time here so we spent the night leading up to it having our super bowl party and eating snacks including little smokies and chips with guacamole. We then all walked to the gas station and just hung out for the duration of the game, which as you all know, is probably the longest sporting event on T.V.!! Luckily we were able to see the national anthem and the halftime show but were not able to see the commercials. Of course Christina Aguilera had to botch the only live rendition of the national anthem I will probably ever here this year but nonetheless it was a pretty cool experience to see all the volunteers standing up and really taking in the moment. When you don’t get to hear it ever, you really appreciate it. Awesome experience. We tried to document it as best as we could but as you will see in the photos, it was a pretty small and cramped space and it was difficult to take some good photos. However, someone did manage to snap a good one of a very sleepy volunteer who just couldn’t make it through the game! Guess I get to check “sleeping on a gas station floor” off my list! You will notice though that even in my sleepiness, I somehow found my way to the cookie aisle!

- National Anthem

Super Bowl Party

Super Bowl Sleeping
Well I hope that you guys enjoy the photos that we have attached and everyone is doing well back home. We miss you guys and will talk to you soon.
Brian and Jordan
Also, this is our new and final address for packages and letters.
Brian and Jordan Mills
Corpo da Paz
CP 331
Chimoio, Mozambique
45.431229
-122.771486
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The new blog was as entertaining as ever. I would of loved to been at Brian’s Roast. I knew him as a third grader and could of added my two cents to the subject on how some things have not changed. Looking at Brian’s picture it looks like there were many good stories, since he is laughing so hard in the photo. I also loved the Super Bowl party pictures and all of the PCV’s standing for the National Anthem. Jordan you looked so cute sleeping on the floor just like when you are home and Brian watches the many hours of sports. I also noticed Jordan your fingernail polish in the picture with the pineapple. It is nice to know you get to enjoy the finer things in life.
MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU
MOM
Wow! So good to hear how great you all are doing! We now never have to worry about you, now that we know you can sleep, eat and watch TV at a 7/11! Great! So glad you got your doggie back? Will you ever know where he had been? Amazing story!
. Take care of yourselves and know that we think of you often!
. Jan
Jordan and Brian
As always, delighted to get a blog!
I think that pineapple was smaller than the ones we had when we were there and I thought those were small…like having your own personal pineapple!
What a joy to see Brian laughing so hard; Peter must have done an amazing job. We would have loved to be there to hear that and to see another one of your creative games!
I love the picture of the National Anthem, so good to see such patriotism and which often goes unappreciated here.
No one can call you a whimp…sleeping on that hard floor with no pillow! You truly have become the most adaptable person I know!
I am happy that all is well with you two and am so glad that you have such great friends in all of the other volunteers.
Love you and miss you both.
Mom
Hi Brian and Jordan. It was good to hear from you. We loved the pix–especially the one of Brian laughing so hard at someone poking fun at him. Where was that guy when he was little guy —-like in the 3rd grade? Uh—We love you brian:) And jordan sleeping on the gas station floor. So cute. I’ll bet no one else has that claim to fame, huh? You guys are amazing adaptables. Is there such a word? Happy to hear that your Thika has returned to the fold. I know how worried you must have been. Does he know that’s HIS chair, or does Brian get to say “outa my chair dog!” Yeah, like he WOULD,huh!? I too, noticed your polished nails Jordan and I smiled and thought to myself she’s still our little all American gal.
You guys are setting a wonderful example for new volunteers. How could they possibly doubt that they’re doing the right thing. Take care and hug one another from us. Lily says Hi. We love you much. G’pa and G’ma.
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Seeing Jordan sleep on the floor of a mini-mart may have been the funniest thing I have seen in quite some time! Oh my gosh! Can you imagine if someone tried to pull that in one of our mini-marts? I hope napping in mini-marts is not a habit you bring back with you to the states, Jordan! Although, it might be fun to try this out at the “pleasure emporium” aka Kwik Star… The place where all things wonderful are found…even napping!
ha ha
Great to see and hear that you guys are doing so well! We miss you like crazy and can’t believe we get to see you in 10 months! That’s like no time flat…right? That’s what I keep telling myself! Love you guys! XOXOXO
p.s. I kinda like this idea of a Brian Roast or the “Third Grader or Brian Mills” game. Can we play when you come home? OR…maybe you guys could post those questions on the blog so that we can guess! That would be fun!
Since I’m so late responding, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
What a lot of fun!! I can’t imagine standing through an entire football game plus half-time, and all the other rig-a-ma-role! I think I would have “snuggled up” on the floor fairly early in the game – probably with some cookies in my mouth!!
So glad Thika returned. I’ll bet you really missed him. He looks so sweet curled up in the chair. Hope the mangos will soon be past their prime and the flies will go away.
I wonder if your last 10 months will feel like they pass quickly or slowly. Probably quickly for awhile and then slowly toward the end.
You’re missing a lot of snow and cold here in Iowa – and most of the nation. Heard this morning that South Korea had 3? or more feet of snow. Called out the military to help dig people out.
Always enjoy your posts. Thanks so much, Pat
i can’t believe i didn’t get a shoutout for capturing brian in one of the best moments in his life! that picture is copyrighted and i may have to ask for payment for admission on using it… i think bagels, fiesta night and a cake… and another visit up here! miss you guys! have fun in maputo without me…