Hi everyone! Well, the smell of chalk dust is in the air! School is officially in session here in Gorongosa! Brian and I were lucky enough to be given the responsibility of creating the school schedule, which has left me dreaming of little color-coded schedule cards every time I close my eyes. It’s like the ultimate Sudoku puzzle, only way less fun. After about three weeks though, I think we’ve finally got one that will work and keep everyone happy, or at least not hating me. Thank goodness!
This year I’ll be teaching six classes of eleventh grade English. I must say, after teaching third graders for the past several years, I can definitely appreciate the slightly longer attention span of the big kids! It’s also nice to plan just one lesson per day. Unfortunately though that means that I have to listen to the sound of my own voice while I repeat the exact same thing six times per day. That’s enough to send a girl over the edge. I have also discovered that my third grade jokes aren’t quite as effective with the eleventh graders. I’ve been getting a lot of blank stares. I think I need some new material! Overall though, I really am enjoying it. In addition to day classes, I’m also teaching night classes which are mostly made-up of adults. It’s a different experience for sure, but I’m really enjoying aspects of it. For the most part, it is a much more laid back atmosphere and they are extremely motivated to learn, which is really nice.
Brian has started his chemistry classes also. He’s got ninth grade, which is exactly what he was hoping for. He’s already started the year off with a couple of experiments, which the students absolutely loved. He intentionally lit some paper on fire in class. It was huge crowd pleaser!
Editor’s note: Classes are going great for me so far; however, I still have so much to learn about Classroom Management. It can be really difficult here because three students share one desk so I am sure you can all imagine how hard it can be to get them to stop talking! Also, the other day I had to disallow about ten students to enter the classroom since they showed up 20 min late. That is almost half the period!! It is so hard disciplining some of these kids though because they are so darn cute! All in all, chemistry is proving to be really fun and I’m really excited to move forward. My computer class on the other hand is going to be a real challenge. I had my first lecture for that on Thursday and for this particular lecture I had one computer that worked for 20 min of the hour and a half lecture. And to make matters worse, I had to share that computer with 40 students. Rumor has it that we will be receiving six computers next week so let’s all cross our fingers! I am supposed to teach them Microsoft Word and Excel during these classes but I found out on Thursday that most of the students don’t know how to use a mouse or a keyboard yet so I am going to have to back my lesson plans way up! I am really hoping those other computers get here quick because I only get these kids for an hour and a half a week every other two weeks so I don’t have much time with them.
Our biggest challenges with teaching right now are trying to learn everyone’s names (I’ve got nearly 300 students!), the heat, and a serious lack of materials. We have no books and neither do the students. It’s also pretty expensive to make photo copies, so we likely won’t do that too often. So we’re pretty much limited to the chalkboard, notebook paper, some markers, and a couple of packs of sticky notes. We’re hoping to accumulate a few more materials with time, but we’ve managed to get pretty creative with the stuff we’ve got now. I made a vocabulary game with a grid I drew on the chalkboard and some sticky notes the other day that was a hit! I’m happy to report that one of my evening classes, the one made of mostly adults older than myself, nearly killed each other racing to the board to see which team could organize the stickies the fastest. They are crazy and I love it! The other issue that makes things a bit challenging is the heat. In addition to being blazing hot here, teachers are required to wear “batas” which are like white lab coats. It’s probably a good thing that it makes me stand out as a teacher a little since I’m smaller than most of the students
but it is very very toasty! I will say though that it makes an excellent sweat/chalk rag! If you think I get sweaty in this thing, you can imagine what happens to poor Mr. Mills! Not pretty!
In other news, we have had some unwelcome visitors in our home recently. The first intruder made his appearance mid-morning last week. While relaxing in our main room, we looked down to discover a big black centipede with bright yellow legs scurrying across the floor! I grabbed the insect killer and Brian went for the broom. While he beat the living daylights out of the thing, I covered it in a thick layer of poison. Eventually he went to insect heaven and we swept him out the door. While, that very same night, while playing cards with our friend here, Espanhol, I felt a little twinge of pain in my toe. I looked down to discover another creepy crawly yellow-legged centipede scampering over my foot! Naturally, I flew into hysterics, hopping around on one foot while Brian and Espanhol beat this little guy to death. At this point, after two intruders in one day, Brian and I decided to google “black centipede with yellow legs” on his phone to see what we could come up with. The first result that really caught our eye was for a Giant Carnivorous Centipede. The picture looked exactly like what we had seen so we read on. Apparently this creature can grow to be over a foot long and is capable of eating live bats. Yes, I just said live bats. You can imagine how I was acting at this point. Absolutely hysterical. Well, we went on to read that it is only found in South America, thank goodness! We figured out that our new found friends here in Gorongosa can give a nasty little bite, but aren’t powerful enough to eat small mammals and don’t grow to be a foot long. They do however, have a mild poison that they secrete from the bottoms of their little centipede feet that can cause a mild burning sensation. I became convinced when we read this that that was what had happened to me. I had been burnt by the foot poison of a centipede! Brian of course tried to convince me that it was all in my head. Well, karma came and bit him in the toe less than a week later when, while watching a movie, he felt a crampy feeling in his toe and looked down to see a brown centipede clamped onto his foot. After chasing the darn thing all over the room, it eventually escaped and is still at large somewhere in our home. This is an official warning for all centipedes in the southern African region: no prisoners will be taken. Anything with an excessive number of legs found within the general vicinity of our home with be killed instantly!
Well, we send you all the very best! We miss everyone lots, but are having a great time here, despite the minor inconveniences that we’ve been facing. Look forward to hearing from all of you soon!
This is a picture of the waterfall near our house. There’s a bigger one near the mountain too that we haven’t been to yet, but are hoping to towards the end of the rainy season when it’s nice and full.
This is our little friend, Espanhol. He’s seventeen and basically lives here. He loves playing on the computer and listening to the same songs over and over again. He says his dream is to be fat. We’re trying really hard to make it come true. You should see this kid eat chocolate cake! The more time he spends here though, the more and more he’s started acting like a little mini Brian. It’s truly frightening.
Here’s another picture of Espanhol at the river near our house.
This is Brian with Thika before our first day of school. We managed to keep Thika from following us there, thank goodness!
This is Jordan in her “bata” before heading off to school. How cute is she?!?!
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These are a three of the little kids that play outside our house. Simão, Amelia, and Adelina. They’re really fun.
This is Simão. He is absolutely adorable and was cracking up for no particular reason in this picture.
Thika is officially the laziest creature in all of southern Africa. Not only does he spend all day sleeping, he can’t even be bothered enough to get up and eat. This is him eating a piece of German pancake while moving nothing but his mouth.
Here is a photo of the enormous snails that come out of the wordworks here after it rains. Although, it may not be the best reference point since Jordan has the smallest hands in the world but you can see that this particular snail is larger than her hand. They are truly a sight to see when there are many crawling around on the porch.
Here is a photo of our empregada (maid) and I. Now you can all see just how small she is and how she puts me to shame since she is easily ten times stronger than I am. Not only does she haul all of our water for us, she washes our clothes and cleans our bathroom. We would be so screwed without her….although I may get some actual exercise if I had to haul my own water….
Here is Espanhol and I eating some Jordan’s delicious cookies that she made for a dessert when we had Espanhol’s family over for dinner. I think that we have found someone who enjoys Jordan’s cookies more than I do. Also, Espanhol would like to say to everyone:
Obrigado para dispensar Teacher’s Brian and Jordan de Estados Unidos para aqui em Moçambique.(He wants to thank all of you for allowing us to leave the United States to come to Mozambique.) How can you not adore this kid!
Até em Julho!
–Brian and Jordan
































